June, 14th, 2006 Wednesday
STENGLISH
Dear all, I would really like to take this opportunity to introduce another type of hybrid english to you guys. Somewhat similar to 'Singlish', its consists of the usual 'lar', 'leh' and 'lor'. But the screwed up thing is that it makes you wreck your brains trying to understand and figure out what the fuck the person who use 'Stenglish' is trying to relate. Pls do not attemp to talk to people who use 'Stenglish' if you are short tempered. You will end up walloping that guy for good.
Here's a perfect example:
In the midst of a meeting, my boss is trying to stress on a certain important point to us, it goes;
Boss: Eh, Not think not por-si-ber har! Could be happen!
All of us: *awkward silence* *blur*
Can youactually figure out what the fuck he is trying to say? alright, I shall be nice and enlighten you, he is trying to say, "don't think its impossible, it can happen".
Nabeh, its amazing that he can communicate with my angmoh big boss using his superb english. no wonder everytime after my angmoh big boss talked to him, he frowned and looked disgusted.
And you know why its called 'Stenglish'? cos he, the originator of the language is named Stephen. you can bet there's more to come...stay tuned....
<---- this smiling a**hole here is my boss, also known as Stephen don't be fooled by his looks.the old saying, ' looks can deceiving really
applies here. sometime ago, this mofo actually blurted something sick
to me after he shook one of a female colleague's hand. he said; " warrhhh...
her hand hor...soft like toufu leh...." and he looked damn tee koh when he
said that lor...nabeh...freaking sick right...*pukes*
Dear all, I would really like to take this opportunity to introduce another type of hybrid english to you guys. Somewhat similar to 'Singlish', its consists of the usual 'lar', 'leh' and 'lor'. But the screwed up thing is that it makes you wreck your brains trying to understand and figure out what the fuck the person who use 'Stenglish' is trying to relate. Pls do not attemp to talk to people who use 'Stenglish' if you are short tempered. You will end up walloping that guy for good.
Here's a perfect example:
In the midst of a meeting, my boss is trying to stress on a certain important point to us, it goes;
Boss: Eh, Not think not por-si-ber har! Could be happen!
All of us: *awkward silence* *blur*
Can youactually figure out what the fuck he is trying to say? alright, I shall be nice and enlighten you, he is trying to say, "don't think its impossible, it can happen".
Nabeh, its amazing that he can communicate with my angmoh big boss using his superb english. no wonder everytime after my angmoh big boss talked to him, he frowned and looked disgusted.
And you know why its called 'Stenglish'? cos he, the originator of the language is named Stephen. you can bet there's more to come...stay tuned....
<---- this smiling a**hole here is my boss, also known as Stephen don't be fooled by his looks.the old saying, ' looks can deceiving really applies here. sometime ago, this mofo actually blurted something sick
to me after he shook one of a female colleague's hand. he said; " warrhhh...
her hand hor...soft like toufu leh...." and he looked damn tee koh when he
said that lor...nabeh...freaking sick right...*pukes*
posted by Freakazoid at 8:49 AM
1 Comments:
Ahahahaha.... Jelly Uncle u really make me laugh man!! Wat a joke! But Hey! where did u get his pic?? hahaha... u really know how to write, esp talking about the pills u taking every morning... this really make my tears falling man! cos' i laugh untill its falls... Good one! Anymore coming up?? im expecting some more ya...
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