July, 28th, 2006 Friday

STENGLISH II


Alright boys and girls, it time for another interesting lesson of Stenglish. After countless annoying and sickening meetings with my boss, more new vocabs are being uncovered. On many occasions, I had to clench my fists hard and bite on my tongue to restrain myself from bursting out with laughter at his, err… good English. And on some occasions, I had to pop panadols until my headache subside from trying to figure out what the fuck he is trying to relate. Below are some interesting examples;

- I not care
- Not say can-lot loo
- I loon care
- Can be larn
- Could be happen (used over million times)
- Loon ar-giu
- I said what you loo what
- Er-ree-ree
- Not teeng can-lot
- Poh-see-lear
- Sai
- Lum-ber
- Quan-tee-tay-tee
- Its tuuuuu you low
- Ex-pi-like

Interesting isn’t it? Couldn’t figure out what the fuck the above means? Ok, take a pen and a paper, try writing down what you think the correct answer should be and match it with the actual words it means I’m gonna give you below…..

- I don’t care
- Don’t say that it couldn’t be done
- I don’t care
- Can be done
- It can happen
- Don’t argue
- You do what I told you to do
- Already
- Don’t think it cannot be done
- Procedure
- Size
- Number
- Quantity
- Its true you know
- Expedite

So how well did you score?