July, 28th, 2006 Friday

STENGLISH II


Alright boys and girls, it time for another interesting lesson of Stenglish. After countless annoying and sickening meetings with my boss, more new vocabs are being uncovered. On many occasions, I had to clench my fists hard and bite on my tongue to restrain myself from bursting out with laughter at his, err… good English. And on some occasions, I had to pop panadols until my headache subside from trying to figure out what the fuck he is trying to relate. Below are some interesting examples;

- I not care
- Not say can-lot loo
- I loon care
- Can be larn
- Could be happen (used over million times)
- Loon ar-giu
- I said what you loo what
- Er-ree-ree
- Not teeng can-lot
- Poh-see-lear
- Sai
- Lum-ber
- Quan-tee-tay-tee
- Its tuuuuu you low
- Ex-pi-like

Interesting isn’t it? Couldn’t figure out what the fuck the above means? Ok, take a pen and a paper, try writing down what you think the correct answer should be and match it with the actual words it means I’m gonna give you below…..

- I don’t care
- Don’t say that it couldn’t be done
- I don’t care
- Can be done
- It can happen
- Don’t argue
- You do what I told you to do
- Already
- Don’t think it cannot be done
- Procedure
- Size
- Number
- Quantity
- Its true you know
- Expedite

So how well did you score?

July, 17th, 2006 Monday

Today

~ Once upon a time there is Today....

Today is Monday
Today is a bad day
Today my boot's sole got ripped off...knn....
Today freaking busy at work, thanks to that chee bye stephen
Today i found out my boss really left his balls at home everyday
Today i was fucking pissed by that chee bye stephen
Today i work like a storeman no doubt i am an engineer
Today i also went to squat at gym
Today i fried my thighs
Today...so tired
Today is a fucked up day

~The End~

July, 11th, 2006 Tuesday

went to villa bali on saturday to chill after our dinner at simpang bedok. nabeh, bought a giordano 'you talking to me?' tee for kun, i thought he would really like that cos he told me once he doesn't have any giordano printed tees and really love to have one! So, being an extremely nice fren, i fucking spend my precious time and go searching for that elusive giordano 'me' collection tee, but alas!! the 'me' collection are not available anymore, so being so smart, i suppose he likes any giordano tee that have the word 'me' printed on it. so i happily bought the 'you talking to ME?' tee, and after he got it, he doesn't seemed happy! kan nin nah... i angry har... then we, or rather i spend 1hr coaxing him to wear it....and my tactic worked...hehhe...

nevertheless, this might well be the greatest chill out session we had, ever!

below are some pics we took, enjoy;

i stabbed him to death after he said something bad about the tee i bought for his birthday.....arrrggghhh....DIE!!!

we are the dancing kings...lalalala better than E-Honda...hehehe
the ground..the sky..the ground..the sky..nabeh, i'm getting dizzy...

coolest ever

July, 3rd, 2006 Monday

its a sick monday again and the air around the office is so stale and bad that i felt nausea and dizzy. damn. i think i need to buy a mini air purifier to keep me breathing and alive in the office. work was as usual, busy, busy and more busy. the appraisal was out and what the fuck, i'm graded a low B, damn. that m*ther f**king c**k sucking boss of mine deserve to be damned to hell. loads and loads of bullshit from him explaining why in the blue hell he graded me this way..blah..blah..blah. Fuck, he even said i was good and to him, i already scored very high! to hell with him! that m*ther f**ker deserved to be gangraped by blangahs! but whats done cannot be undone, nabeh, just had to live with it, maybe it high time i reconsider staying in this place...

the weekend was great however. me and my darling ate jap buffet till we feel like puking! caught superman returns after that stomache bursting buffet. the computer generated effects were good, the actor was cool, the actress not that pretty and the kid was cute!! but the movie was a classic yet chessy one. not many fighting scenes though.... and what i think is that that guy looked abit skinny to be superman, but he really do looked like christopher reeves at certain angles.....

darling looking good in her new zara ' and so it is' tee at genki before the annihilation of the sushi starts.....

me looking good in my new zara 'dangerous rabbit' tee! heng ahh..managed to find and fit into its XL...some joker told me he bought size M, nabeh, he think he very small size, i burst some of the thread and almost tore the size L while taking it off in the fitting room lor...

so hungry that she had to eat her lips while waiting for the food...

and i almost ate my tongue....

and when i say 'eat big to grow big', i literally mean it!